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So in the creative weirdo dorm at Cornell we had this concept “unkatunk”, so if you and B had made out, and B had hooked up with C you and C were unkatunk, if C got with D then you were second-degree unkatunk and so on

And anyway, this girl I made out with once had had her first kiss with Jake Gyllenhaal at their private school in LA, so it’s an amusing bit of trivia that I’m second-degree unkatunk to Taylor Swift.

What I just realized is that also means is that one of the things about her is she’s second-degree unkatunk to me

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