{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/700079077220057088/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://gandalfthemorallygrey.tumblr.com/post/700048925644767232/welcome-to-tumblr-twitter-users\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">gandalfthemorallygrey</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://evilmario666.tumblr.com/post/700043201632927744/welcome-to-tumblr-twitter-users\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">evilmario666</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Don\u2019t worry, we don\u2019t have Elon Musk here\u2026\u00a0</p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"228\" data-orig-width=\"302\"><img src=\"/media/456e74c51790c7018c20730c689ab774814bc8ef_438b43bb3e9c.gif\" data-orig-height=\"228\" data-orig-width=\"302\"/></figure><p><b>But hipsters beware, you\u2019re in for a scare!</b></p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"192\" data-orig-width=\"200\" data-tumblr-attribution=\"ryngrey:olsIhRFAvS04StGBHzBaoQ:ZSI6RXbFjk8gyu00\"><img src=\"/media/eb278b19717f1b71f7e41d2b81d6533651351a05_4ca15850af5e.gif\" data-orig-height=\"192\" data-orig-width=\"200\"/></figure><h2>*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*</h2><figure data-orig-height=\"266\" data-orig-width=\"294\"><img src=\"/media/645f574e8a6c628bd026be141a2344f72c6429c4_fd8c9f27ef63.gif\" data-orig-height=\"266\" data-orig-width=\"294\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"300\" data-orig-width=\"400\"><img src=\"/media/72a2abf8f25e3e6dc66fe0ce0bda2b112abba410_56d429e81791.gif\" data-orig-height=\"300\" data-orig-width=\"400\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"237\" data-orig-width=\"375\"><img src=\"/media/3c81e48c4ec01084f00e97c472482f2dd440472d_e1808f9de148.gif\" data-orig-height=\"237\" data-orig-width=\"375\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"339\" data-orig-width=\"468\"><img src=\"/media/529bf4b4f95c6584f26a2a5bfc0944fbffaaebd3_3b7ba491e520.gif\" data-orig-height=\"339\" data-orig-width=\"468\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"213\" data-orig-width=\"394\"><img src=\"/media/5da072efbe62c94a5f2c1722eb678edaa12f8ecb_f4bf61b84d2c.gif\" data-orig-height=\"213\" data-orig-width=\"394\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"298\" data-orig-width=\"490\"><img src=\"/media/ce0309372bcf31ef3a34017271ed063c4a2220cb_9f3d7d01b72a.gif\" data-orig-height=\"298\" data-orig-width=\"490\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"209\" data-orig-width=\"370\"><img src=\"/media/874e37407b6664fdc5c1f0724324df9b1db67695_456eb70e2681.png\" data-orig-height=\"209\" data-orig-width=\"370\"/></figure><figure data-orig-height=\"144\" data-orig-width=\"160\"><img src=\"/media/6797ac5135acad44e5bca832dc437df49f22c1e2_a9219e5a6d75.gif\" data-orig-height=\"144\" data-orig-width=\"160\"/></figure><p>This isn\u2019t Twitter. This isn\u2019t your average every day site. <b>This is Tumblr. </b>We\u2019re crazy. We\u2019re weird. We don\u2019t fit in. We\u2019re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what\u00a0\u201cnormal\u201d was. So if you\u2019re expecting a normal website\u2026</p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"172\" data-orig-width=\"316\"><img src=\"/media/5caa007782cb622ccbe2e1179c2e43640ccdbe8a_7471ba7b8b72.gif\" data-orig-height=\"172\" data-orig-width=\"316\"/></figure></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>This is the tumblr equivalent of those silhouettes of dogs people put out to scare away wildlife</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/456e74c51790c7018c20730c689ab774814bc8ef_438b43bb3e9c.gif", "thumbnail_width": 302, "thumbnail_height": 228}