{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Dan Sickles\nAcquired the land for central park \nMarried a teenager at 32\nWas censured for bringing a prostitute into the state...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/699793190506676224/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://utilitymonstermash.tumblr.com/post/699793047560634368/dan-sickles-acquired-the-land-for-central-park\" target=\"_blank\">utilitymonstermash</a>:</p><blockquote><figure data-orig-height=\"323\" data-orig-width=\"240\"><img src=\"/media/248a8b5c08ef55e8ebba3fdb5565c724e63f06b4_56c9a7cc7d09.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"323\" data-orig-width=\"240\" srcset=\"/media/9576b67f7e97604df92c7a355da89c3a6c4552bd_df187695a2f6.jpg 75w, /media/aaea89863db38af35dfdd08035b2b6f0e3447661_80c356ac9ead.jpg 100w, /media/57696c7902b0d88dd9cb851024ee703343076f58_3177320245be.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\"/></figure><p>Dan Sickles</p><ul><li>Acquired the land for central park </li><li>Married a teenager at 32</li><li>Was censured for bringing a prostitute into the state assembly </li><li>Took a prostitute to meet Queen Victoria </li><li>Became a congressman </li><li>Got cucked by the district attorney for DC, Philip Barton Key, Francis Scott Key&rsquo;s son</li><li>Murdered Key</li><li>Pioneered the temporary insanity defense</li><li>Reconciled with his wife</li><li>Remained in congress</li><li>Left congress and became a civil war general</li><li>Engaging in somewhat unsound tactics lost his leg at Gettysburg, gained a medal of honor</li><li>Attempted to return to combat, but was denied by Grant </li><li>Got dent to Colombia to secure the isthmus </li><li>Supervised military reconstruction in south Carolina </li><li>Became ambassador to Spain</li><li>Was rumored to have had an affair with the recently deposed queen </li><li>Attempted to start a war with Spain </li><li>Became a spokesman for preservation of Gettysburg </li><li>Returned to congress </li><li>Died at 94 in the 20th century </li></ul><p>America just doesn&rsquo;t make them like this anymore </p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/248a8b5c08ef55e8ebba3fdb5565c724e63f06b4_56c9a7cc7d09.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 240, "thumbnail_height": 323}