Okay, everyone who was yelling at me to clean up in here, this’ll have to do until I get professional cleaners in. Unfucked the polesaw, I’ll reassemble it tomorrow.
This reminded me why I stopped vacuuming in the first place: something is fucked with my Dyson such that it merely grinds debris finer and ejects it behind. I just swept up, and now that I find these things have a lot lower motivation hump to get over I’ll just order a new one.