if you would be so kind, I'm doing a strange little survey. can you give me roughly one sentence opinions on each of the following things:

1. the holy trinity
2. ijtihad
3. the market
4. nightcore
5. swimming (as in, the sport)
6. singapore
7. the indie game dev scene
8. the orang pendek
9. the tv show "the x files"
10. gnosticism
11. fortran
12. 4chan
13. recreational contraband

if you don't have strong opinions on any of them, feel free to hazard a guess but please don't skip any.