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fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

flakmaniak:

I wonder how many pornographic actresses choose stage names to appear first alphabetically on websites’ lists of porn stars. Aardvark? Aaaaa? There seem to be a couple with the name Aaliyah; I wonder if that’s their given name or if it’s a strategic choice.

That said, whatever first name you pick, certainly you should pick a last name that’s alphabetically-very-early, so that if someone types your first name, you’ll be right there, even if you weren’t the one for whom they were looking.

My mate\u2019s having some issues with a former employer, who we\u2019ve recently discovered had fraudulently claimed they were Albanian when setting up the business - for, we theorise, a similar reason.

Also, from\u00a0\u2018Toast on Toast\u2019:

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