Been lurking long COVID Twitter and it’s totally raising my eyebrow to things that were so wild I never thought about them – like, I get cramps in the :muscles lining my abdominal cavity: sometimes, particularly when I orgasm?

Anyway for the second time I collapsed at (the same!) bar the other day, I had come from another bar and was slurring my voice so I’m sure I looked like a drunko, just like the other time but the real issue was after pumping my muscles walking over my blood pressure/heart rate dropped and all the blood was draining from my head, like maybe I was more drunky in conjunction with that, like how you’re a cheaper drunk after donating blood