{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "tv shows will have little girl characters whose main trait is interest in tea parties and stuff but the little actor is like 9...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/698841620393738240/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://flightyfinch.tumblr.com/post/696480365727088640/if-a-9-yr-old-girl-hands-you-a-pretend-teacup-you\" target=\"_blank\">flightyfinch</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://flightyfinch.tumblr.com/post/696480198736183296/tv-shows-will-have-little-girl-characters-whose\" target=\"_blank\">flightyfinch</a>:</p><blockquote><p>tv shows will have little girl characters whose main trait is interest in tea parties and stuff but the little actor is like 9 and mm no sorry. by that age they are roleplaying historical warrior cats during the hundred years war</p></blockquote><p>if a 9 yr old girl hands you a pretend teacup you need to start preparing for the best poisoning performance of your life</p></blockquote>"}