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femmenietzsche:

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  1. It\u2019s nothing personal, you\u2019re just an amoral hitman
  2. Mercy killing someone about to be burned at the stake
  3. Provoking a third party into taking rash action as part of a complicated revenge scheme
  4. Aliens are threatening to blow up the planet unless you kill an innocent person as part of some philosophy thought experiment brought to life
  5. Feud between musicians (black metal)
  6. Taking revenge for some minor insult many years ago
  7. To take their stuff for the sake of your own survival in a post-apocalyptic hellscape
  8. Hunting humans for sport
  9. Just to see if you can get away with it
  10. Ottoman sultan having all his brothers killed to eliminate any rival claimants to the throne
  11. Feud between musicians (rap)
  12. Killing a co-conspirator to make sure they don\u2019t rat you out to the police and/or to take their share of the loot
  13. To propitiate the Aztec gods
  14. To test the sharpness of your blade
  15. Non-sexual thrill
  16. PCP
  17. Targeted campaign of political assassinations to bring down a government
  18. \nObviously doomed attempt to avoid an ancient Greek prophecy
  19. You\u2019re a solipsist
  20. Cannibalism
  21. As part of a longstanding blood feud between your two tribes
  22. Horrible boss
  23. Sexual thrill
  24. Just to watch them die
  25. Brainwashed into doing a cult leader\u2019s bidding
  26. Gang initiation
  27. Headhunting (literal)
  28. A supercomputer calculated that it would be the utilitarian thing to do
  29. Delusional/hearing voices
  30. \nExecuting a prisoner to send a message to your enemies\n\n
  31. To cash in on an insurance policy you filed recently enough that it\u2019s extremely suspicious
  32. God liked his offerings more than yours
  33. Shooting the messenger (literal)
  34. \nIt would cost your company more money not to kill someone\n\n
  35. Jealous rage
  36. To bathe in the blood of virgins
  37. Bar fight which escalated
  38. Ordered by your commanding officer
  39. Accidentally killing a bystander while committing what was supposed to be a non-homicidal crime
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