So at this point if I put my palm flat against my chest and slide it down the front of my torso I never feel my belly begin as a distinct region. This means I’m now thinner than since I was 10, though more muscled.

Nice, but once again weird how I’d long had some sense that at some point in the future I would just become thin and sexy and suave for no particular reason, without implementing any particular change and yeah, that’s exactly what happened.