{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/698325149834002432/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://shadow13dickpistons.tumblr.com/post/697111366512820224/oh-thank-god-someone-explained-this\" target=\"_blank\">shadow13dickpistons</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://superioronion.tumblr.com/post/697089329691066368/can-we-nominate-him-for-the-darwin-award\" target=\"_blank\">superioronion</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://kristina100000.tumblr.com/post/697047757917192192/this-happens-to-me-every-day-i-dont-know-how-to\" target=\"_blank\">kristina100000</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"680\" data-orig-width=\"552\"><img src=\"/media/61fe4d16607347915d2ca388e5d4431e6b8e4344_8e572cd96c57.png\" data-orig-height=\"680\" data-orig-width=\"552\" srcset=\"/media/b1db918f9955d38e8fc63ebdec7370a954316580_839c5223164e.png 75w, /media/314d940fff887dec2e7635cce6c3760b5658f673_7d446161441f.png 100w, /media/03289e76b524dc77a41be39737ed5729e129c5e6_38442cc04c83.png 250w, /media/4f8a942672d37aa8947c8a6397aab1714d7e9690_c8dfd4c4f8e4.png 400w, /media/6cb726c1d627bc01da808e886ac424c898356d49_a4478f27c268.png 500w, /media/a9a163534a3a8f444641a3012f901a2494fc0f82_1dccad45df2d.png 540w, /media/61fe4d16607347915d2ca388e5d4431e6b8e4344_8e572cd96c57.png 552w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 552px) 100vw, 552px\"/></figure></div><p>this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop</p></blockquote><p>can we nominate him for the Darwin award</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"311\" data-orig-width=\"719\"><img src=\"/media/39efa8237ba7f48fac697dc5e52866e3669d5140_65ab2fb83978.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"311\" data-orig-width=\"719\" srcset=\"/media/849b748d3f377e8360ea03aeb2aee227d29961f2_2ea8f23e94ba.jpg 75w, /media/f7ee550229b72807a0eb2ef25329b6d8dcae8697_c60823d36683.jpg 100w, /media/c0112cca0ca8bc859e7d54fcc4d6a01c689e4fc9_25f99ca235d5.jpg 250w, /media/a2c5dff93c8678f8fd4a4825f8a9dfa589591882_77a78dfcecd2.jpg 400w, /media/7ef1c52d8dbb104a3039dcd5e74c329252d04d00_5d94dcb53207.jpg 500w, /media/05447b2f4c46fe40ead1f4fcb9c1cf8610d90350_25b38132939d.jpg 540w, /media/39efa8237ba7f48fac697dc5e52866e3669d5140_65ab2fb83978.jpg 640w, /media/91e72920502932f6ad8fad5166562ebc872b5c1f_5ae5c099c7c2.jpg 719w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 719px) 100vw, 719px\"/></figure></div><p>Oh thank God someone explained this. </p></blockquote>\n<p>I guess I <i>have</i> read Neal Stephenson&rsquo;s Zodiac but who the hell SCUBAs in Boston?</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/61fe4d16607347915d2ca388e5d4431e6b8e4344_8e572cd96c57.png", "thumbnail_width": 552, "thumbnail_height": 680}