{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I think more news articles should be this ruthlessly harsh with their opening paragraphs lol", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/698297012113817600/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://lezbi0nic.tumblr.com/post/697206010842169344\" target=\"_blank\">lezbi0nic</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I think more news articles should be this ruthlessly harsh with their opening paragraphs lol</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"357\" data-orig-width=\"820\"><img src=\"/media/63c9f2ff16eb54a5d27cd75feb6891d04a752fa3_61ccb3e37d0a.png\" data-orig-height=\"357\" data-orig-width=\"820\" srcset=\"/media/8948b5b69d92717b8baa61198b3c33c0823f6b8d_f41d74e5f1a4.png 75w, /media/56aaade7e0f18752d314b09a457cc4f144cf9cb1_40fdde2f1c6d.png 100w, /media/26e6ee3d0f9caed7054c906731aefe4449cd572e_0d748fb7780c.png 250w, /media/89b9cd619f847f06f07d8e84dd87559bcd3c44f3_e97ddd08743c.png 400w, /media/cee235967fc4152a36dea22c3f13f997766188f5_c7b1626881a7.png 500w, /media/15a15c7f01030dda8a4a596a71aa309b9457ee72_8caf9194adbf.png 540w, /media/63c9f2ff16eb54a5d27cd75feb6891d04a752fa3_61ccb3e37d0a.png 640w, /media/9be38365fa31099812e94dc97c4913974290381b_8b0035de4db5.png 820w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/63c9f2ff16eb54a5d27cd75feb6891d04a752fa3_61ccb3e37d0a.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 279}