{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Isn't smashing the bottle over the bow of a ship supposed to evoke a christening?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/698214793215131648/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>Isn't smashing the bottle over the bow of a ship supposed to evoke a christening?</p></div>\n<p>Well that&rsquo;s <a href=\"https://at.tumblr.com/kontextmaschine/so-wait-is-smashing-a-bottle-of-champagne-against/7wh1b0fxx3pt\" target=\"_blank\">the</a> name, does the symbolism work though? I mean, immersing has a very distinct, <i>boaty</i> meaning for a boat. Do they like, <i>anoint</i> kids in modern christenings? I dunno, by the time I got old enough for my peers to have kids A) none still practiced Christianity and B) they didn&rsquo;t</p>"}