{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "funniest part of the homeric hymn to hermes is when hermes not only lies to apollo about stealing his cattle on the basis that...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/698214338907013120/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://thoodleoo.tumblr.com/post/698121401725534208/hermes-voice-obviously-i-didnt-steal-your-cows\" target=\"_blank\">thoodleoo</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://thoodleoo.tumblr.com/post/698119951488319488/funniest-part-of-the-homeric-hymn-to-hermes-is\" target=\"_blank\">thoodleoo</a>:</p><blockquote><p>funniest part of the homeric hymn to hermes is when hermes not only lies to apollo about stealing his cattle on the basis that he is an infant, but he also tries to gaslight apollo by claiming that he doesn&rsquo;t even know what a cow is</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"232\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/71331598d0689a4a8eb7877e4f93779cb288443f_ad541d897fb8.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"232\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" srcset=\"/media/7e32ef178204559ecbfc959c9f724b096eeb814a_cc353d48907d.jpg 75w, /media/7d9c4bee408e9bf8ccfd99146d0e996d85e5c0ce_7965c0a1150d.jpg 100w, /media/ead6ad185e25821130c68029b459c744a40a5a1f_78595be988da.jpg 250w, /media/4a7f725abe3bae5a5473d60e257b58f30c8ec56e_ec5922926487.jpg 400w, /media/1bdd0dfe9eb2421f8492f3959e55948b8894d731_38621673467a.jpg 500w, /media/8f8b61fb39f4eaf7d8cb446348a8d07581b98006_c3ac03345ab3.jpg 540w, /media/71331598d0689a4a8eb7877e4f93779cb288443f_ad541d897fb8.jpg 640w, /media/aaade0ea50cdebfb5537ef112322fba4ff9245dd_2ec147d3f84c.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/></figure></div><p>(hermes voice) obviously i didnt steal your cows. whatever the fuck those are anyway</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/71331598d0689a4a8eb7877e4f93779cb288443f_ad541d897fb8.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 137}