{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So wait, is smashing a bottle of champagne against a new ship's hull supposed to represent\u2026 breaking her cherry?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/698213566581489664/", "html": "<p>So wait, is smashing a bottle of champagne against a new ship&rsquo;s hull supposed to represent\u2026 breaking her <i>cherry</i>?</p>"}