{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the way to a man\u2019s heart may be through his stomach but if you\u2019re useless in the kitchen I\u2019ve heard sucking him off is almost as...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/698125142876880896/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/664968621087457280/the-way-to-a-mans-heart-may-be-through-his\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><p>the way to a man\u2019s heart may be through his stomach but if you\u2019re useless in the kitchen I\u2019ve heard sucking him off is almost as good </p></blockquote>"}