{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "[slammin my head into a wall] I need to make baked beans in a fire pit with salt pork and ashcakes like in the 1800s or I\u2019m...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/698007455200837632/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://fatsexybitch.tumblr.com/post/695967818656645121/cryptotheism-calidotgov-killwizard-slammin\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">fatsexybitch</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://cryptotheism.tumblr.com/post/695962657043480576/calidotgov-killwizard-slammin-my-head-into-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">cryptotheism</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://calidotgov.tumblr.com/post/694307351646339072/killwizard-slammin-my-head-into-a-wall-i-need\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">calidotgov</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://killwizard.tumblr.com/post/694275990862610432/slammin-my-head-into-a-wall-i-need-to-make-baked\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">killwizard</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>[slammin my head into a wall] I need to make baked beans in a fire pit with salt pork and ashcakes like in the 1800s or I\u2019m gonna die<br/></p></blockquote>\n\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"519\" data-orig-width=\"540\"><img src=\"/media/49deabd15b6e03f95a43d59ced3e5a5b98e8ea1f_1e4966238c73.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"519\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-media-key=\"559d23939efa249a5c272748977929fe:976be0d2a856d2ed-2f\"/></figure></blockquote>\n\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"942\" data-orig-width=\"653\"><img src=\"/media/58dc727afa0b115e4f5ab1c799f2ea8bf0c49f11_ce55af2d8d5b.gif\" data-orig-height=\"942\" data-orig-width=\"653\" data-media-key=\"17732fd849af9ee1691dc6725839d46b:dcee158266748d84-1e\"/></figure></blockquote>\n\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"942\" data-orig-width=\"652\"><img src=\"/media/75963c5f48bdf85419d6ead1a1e947f705c71605_66241ec85fcb.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"942\" data-orig-width=\"652\" data-media-key=\"e9f4efd47e70b2eab5b1eb0efe1d12bf:6c44278f5e7b7153-3f\"/></figure></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/49deabd15b6e03f95a43d59ced3e5a5b98e8ea1f_1e4966238c73.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 519}