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Reply from @troutpopulation, reading: "one time my friends and i got a groupon for a chiropractor appt and we all got cracked together for fun. the lady found out all of us are autistic and she was like overjoyed?? and said if we just went on a diet to clear the mercury from our brains we would unlock the secret autism superpowers"ALT

im sorry what

#Who are you people?#my chiropractor is like literally just some doctor 

Chiropracty it based on snake oil quack medicine but also contains some fairly up-to-date and useful musculoskeletal medicine. It is not properly regulated like most medical fields. This means that you get a handful of decent doctors making sure your bones are positioned right amongst a sea of everything from well-meaning crystal healers to dangerous snake oil salesman, they’re all accredited the same, and it’s impossible to know if you’re going to get a good one in advance.

If you’re chiropractor is just some doctor, that’s great. You’re very lucky.

if your chiropractor has actually been to medical school, you’re in the minority

fuck me I guess that explains why it’s nigh impossible to find a good one

There are no good ones

ACAB

My mom took me to hers when I was young, she had scoliosis so spinal alignment was actually her issue, but he prescribed me like copper and zinc and some bullshit

Also, “chiropracty” is not a word, the noun form of the term is “chiropractic”, which helps you know it’s bullshit