{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Was some guy yelling at the front door of a house across the street and trying to kick in the security grille so I was like...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/697617857127825408/", "html": "<p>Was some guy yelling at the front door of a house across the street and trying to kick in the security grille so I was like &ldquo;aah, shit, do <b>I</b> gotta deal with this?&rdquo; and picked up a prybar from the lawn to carry over but it was just some college kid making a scene cause he came home drunk and forgot his keys</p>"}