A recent survey found that half of all American women have had sexual fantasies about becoming a dragon.
the other half of american women are lying.
It’s probably a mix of the two:
“I was going to be a dragon but was prevented by my parents and a lack of understanding of what dragons actually were; but since a dragon is merely the ultimate expression of woman, I am now that, and therefore am a dragon”
“I want to be a dragon because of all the cool stuff it can do”
and so forth
You are a worldwide treasure, Frank. I have never heard a more true statement in my life. Have some hugs.
I would love to hug you like a dragon if you do not mind
This is an offer I will not be refusing
We just hugged. How do you feel?
I feel like I’m hugging a whole lot of my problems away right now
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