{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Since I was in the back room of one a few years ago when the lights went out and had no fucking clue what the layout was and...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/697246800208330752/", "html": "<p>Since I was in the back room of one a few years ago when the lights went out and had no fucking clue what the layout was and kept walking into tables &amp; walls, <b>I&rsquo;m</b> the guy who always bugs bartenders for some paper and writes cross letters for them to give the owners about their &ldquo;EXIT&rdquo; signs</p>"}