{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Wearing a trench coat, and realizing I'm now both cynical and bisexual enough to use it as an emergency John Constantine...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/697240234063216640/", "html": "<p>Wearing a trench coat, and realizing I&rsquo;m now both cynical and bisexual enough to use it as an emergency John Constantine costume. Now I just have to get all my friends killed!</p>"}