{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\u201cThat was a pretty cool maneuver. Could a four-year-old do that?\u201d \u2014 internal monologue upon completing a task that requires...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/697047625359294464/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://raginrayguns.tumblr.com/post/697047560889761792/that-was-a-pretty-cool-maneuver-could-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">raginrayguns</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://raginrayguns.tumblr.com/post/697044318470520832/that-was-a-pretty-cool-maneuver-could-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">raginrayguns</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>\u201cThat was a pretty cool maneuver. Could a four-year-old do <em>that</em>?\u201d \u2014 internal monologue upon completing a task that requires dexterity (in this case, threading a power cord behind a desk)</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I just took a plastic bag, the handles of which had been tied, and untied them. Very impressive. I\u2019ve come a long way.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I&rsquo;ve been like this except it&rsquo;s stuff I couldn&rsquo;t do <i>last year</i></p>"}