{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I wonder how many pornographic actresses choose stage names to appear first alphabetically on websites' lists of porn stars....", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/696992653322141696/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://flakmaniak.tumblr.com/post/696991022969929728/oh-is-that-a-thing-i-barely-know-who-sasha-grey\" target=\"_blank\">flakmaniak</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/696982652252782592/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://flakmaniak.tumblr.com/post/696981965907296256/i-wonder-how-many-pornographic-actresses-choose\" target=\"_blank\">flakmaniak</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I wonder how many pornographic actresses choose stage names to appear first alphabetically on websites&rsquo; lists of porn stars. Aardvark? Aaaaa? There seem to be a couple with the name Aaliyah; I wonder if that&rsquo;s their given name or if it&rsquo;s a strategic choice.</p><p>That said, whatever first name you pick, certainly you should pick a last name that&rsquo;s alphabetically-very-early, so that if someone types your first name, you&rsquo;ll be right there, even if you weren&rsquo;t the one for whom they were looking.</p></blockquote><p>Faking a connection with other established names though, remember all the Grey girls after Sasha?</p></blockquote><p>Oh? Is that a thing? I barely know who Sasha Grey is. But, would viewers/searchers actually assume a relation?</p></blockquote>\n<p>Oh, <i>she</i> was really from this 2000s moment where (in part because of that auxiliary media) porn stars were like C-list national celebrities (Sasha Grey&rsquo;s angle was she was <i>really</i> good at asking to be abused)</p><p>In the <b>&lsquo;80s</b>, sure, a lot of performers had gimmicky names (big tit star Christy Canyon\u2026), like I say it was like the <i>one</i> channel that performers controlled</p>"}