flakmaniak:

kontextmaschine:

flakmaniak:

I wonder how many pornographic actresses choose stage names to appear first alphabetically on websites’ lists of porn stars. Aardvark? Aaaaa? There seem to be a couple with the name Aaliyah; I wonder if that’s their given name or if it’s a strategic choice.

That said, whatever first name you pick, certainly you should pick a last name that’s alphabetically-very-early, so that if someone types your first name, you’ll be right there, even if you weren’t the one for whom they were looking.

Faking a connection with other established names though, remember all the Grey girls after Sasha?

Oh? Is that a thing? I barely know who Sasha Grey is. But, would viewers/searchers actually assume a relation?

I think it carried over from ‘80s stuff where there wasn’t as much media for, ah, porn smarks (no Internet, no Adult Video News, no Howard Stern radio interviews…) so “like that other star you’ve heard of” was a more useful branding move