\nI wonder how many pornographic actresses choose stage names to appear first alphabetically on websites’ lists of porn stars. Aardvark? Aaaaa? There seem to be a couple with the name Aaliyah; I wonder if that’s their given name or if it’s a strategic choice.
That said, whatever first name you pick, certainly you should pick a last name that’s alphabetically-very-early, so that if someone types your first name, you’ll be right there, even if you weren’t the one for whom they were looking.
Faking a connection with other established names though, remember all the Grey girls after Sasha?
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