{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Oof, I could handle the barback three different people told me they had a crush on (understandable) but this new one who looks...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/696615748067524608/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/696615138633138176/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Oof, I could handle the barback three different people told me they had a crush on (understandable) but this new one who looks like the Hollywood casting of a &ldquo;weird girl&rdquo; might be a problem.</p></blockquote>\n<p>Aw man, she just took off the sweatshirt over her strapless top and let her hair down, that&rsquo;s not fair</p>"}