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[Description] A screenshot of a text conversation between two people, where the text begins with a list of rules for a game called ` [Text] tumblrbot [newline]  you have to ask it what to do in the rules and [newline]  ask if it's ok to break the rule, if it says yes [newline]  you have to do the rule but if it says no you [newline]  can do whatever

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did you ask tumblrbot if you could post tits?

If you asked Tumblrbot for permission, you may go to jail. Jail is real. I want to go to jail.

why do you want to go to jail, frank? jail is scary, trust me.

I want to go to jail because jail would allow me to wear a catgirl costume 24 hours a day. I would take great pleasure in dressing up in an absurdly complicated catgirl costume and looking ridiculous. And also, I could read lots of books on tumblr, if there was a special area for that. Also, my friends would be there.

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