{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "going to the police station and telling them that I witnessed a robbery specifically so I can trick their composite sketch...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/696609930549051392/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://xenosagaepisodeone.tumblr.com/post/696597729320796160/going-to-the-police-station-and-telling-them-that\" target=\"_blank\">xenosagaepisodeone</a>:</p><blockquote><p>going to the police station and telling them that I witnessed a robbery specifically so I can trick their composite sketch artist into drawing mario brothers inflation</p></blockquote>"}