{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "omg what if tumblr pooled our money together and bought an oil rig!!!!", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/695956061027500032/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://lesbx.tumblr.com/post/639635353761955840/sometimes-i-hate-yall-bc-i-couldnt-tell-what\" target=\"_blank\">lesbx</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://supergameboytwo.tumblr.com/post/639543387348959232\" target=\"_blank\">supergameboytwo</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://ratfuck.tumblr.com/post/639250817529069568\" target=\"_blank\">ratfuck</a>:</p><blockquote><p>omg what if tumblr pooled our money together and bought an oil rig!!!!</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"576\" data-orig-width=\"1024\"><img src=\"/media/73f1ff3960fa78ca934c9f2b91d4e13a73d93692_6e1706b73e90.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"576\" data-orig-width=\"1024\" srcset=\"/media/b408cc1aff972305133ed49c4a0d7494a94662eb_7ab72e864852.jpg 75w, /media/ad5cd9e9beb1430cc761f5e6ee244df2d9e0f3fc_5eef570386a6.jpg 100w, /media/fe4dcc7f748de48ff1d34239aa520cbd56e95a06_1688bf591b67.jpg 250w, /media/6ac6d9695b986e4508da9736b44c1a6ca0ad05a3_6bc67dfec17c.jpg 400w, /media/6af0d55f05ff604e7c38d6513989df8c85b5a145_16debd3ae6af.jpg 500w, /media/7a761a2690e41c04e840423e23bd213f1970b876_23e6f33aac45.jpg 540w, /media/73f1ff3960fa78ca934c9f2b91d4e13a73d93692_6e1706b73e90.jpg 640w, /media/060a2d3a22ab89949b38072a9e1c23c1ebb38425_08d6106b12a6.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p>sometimes i hate y\u2019all bc i couldn\u2019t tell what this was at first and sat here just baffled for like 10 minutes trying to reason to myself what this addition could mean like, is it just for the purpose of letting ppl on tumblr know what an oil rig looked like? but apparently it\u2019s from the fuckin gay army guy video game all you fruits talk about. think about the consequences of your actions for once in your lives</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/73f1ff3960fa78ca934c9f2b91d4e13a73d93692_6e1706b73e90.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 360}