{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Tumblr staff ecstatic as Queen Lizzie\u2019s death means thousands of users finally pay for the crab button feature today", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/694892713032794112/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://urban-spaceman.tumblr.com/post/694872038375030784/prismbird-tumblr-staff-ecstatic-as-queen\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">urban-spaceman</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://prismbird.tumblr.com/post/694849107755515905/tumblr-staff-ecstatic-as-queen-lizzies-death\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">prismbird</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Tumblr staff ecstatic as Queen Lizzie\u2019s death means thousands of users finally pay for the crab button feature today<br/></p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>This is such an interesting point. After a significant death, users WILL pay to crab their friends as a joke. So that means there really will be a profit increase after said death. It is within tumblrs best financial interest for famous rich people to die. I love this site.</p></blockquote>"}