urban-spaceman:

prismbird:

Tumblr staff ecstatic as Queen Lizzie’s death means thousands of users finally pay for the crab button feature today

This is such an interesting point. After a significant death, users WILL pay to crab their friends as a joke. So that means there really will be a profit increase after said death. It is within tumblrs best financial interest for famous rich people to die. I love this site.