{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "attention delta passengers this is your captain speaking once we reach 10000 feet a mandatory mile high club rule is in effect...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/694855349671493632/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tatzelwurming/693129813343518720\" target=\"_blank\">tatzelwurming</a>:</p><blockquote><p>attention delta passengers this is your captain speaking once we reach 10000 feet a mandatory mile high club rule is in effect if you don\u2019t find someone to fuck nasty with before the plane lands we are going to sell your luggage </p></blockquote>"}