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Protip everyone: If you want someone you can trust to help secure your apocalypse bunker, you want to choose absolutely anyone but a Navy SEAL.\u00a0 Good chance they won\u2019t wait for the apocalypse, they\u2019ll kill you immediately and use your bunker as a drug smuggling stockpile.

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This is, unironically, why you keep your special forces busy with training if nothing else and don’t use them for garrison duty.

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