{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Oh, haha, polesawed out front while standing on a slope yesterday in a way that apparently develops (and renders sore) a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/694388232180350976/", "html": "<p>Oh, haha, polesawed out front while standing on a slope yesterday in a way that apparently develops (and renders sore) a specific gluteus muscle not <i>all</i> the way towards the bottom of my ass cheeks</p>"}