{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I had this shitpost hit me so suddenly that I had to pull the car to the side of the road to make it", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/694222263457873921/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://lordnot.tumblr.com/post/657786562519695361\" target=\"_blank\">lordnot</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://foone.tumblr.com/post/656295470335967232/i-had-this-shitpost-hit-me-so-suddenly-that-i-had\" target=\"_blank\">foone</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I had this shitpost hit me so suddenly that I had to pull the car to the side of the road to make it </p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"480\" data-orig-width=\"720\"><img src=\"/media/9eb470ff425089b7320d3e5fdec3febf10085ee5_9d52b8c5ff73.png\" data-orig-height=\"480\" data-orig-width=\"720\" srcset=\"/media/b8bf6e5c23cf579fc3fc8442778cbf4980265c04_e3a1f0253c06.png 75w, /media/bfaa443c2b168650d1b8133a766a9dc26c2d8984_d8c778c5cbc6.png 100w, /media/62a4f524372b2c1773c1cbb6b23e77cc3bde7508_eea4c01fd23a.png 250w, /media/0a2a745a96849c70b366a0a39cbe4e5dac3d9708_fdd74a933fbb.png 400w, /media/a8b513c1f14d4e3795310ee5e58bf7692731fb49_118650dc82e5.png 500w, /media/cbcfce0a5b92013e1b706539a6f14070d508295d_7f7f55777bc6.png 540w, /media/9eb470ff425089b7320d3e5fdec3febf10085ee5_9d52b8c5ff73.png 640w, /media/f48f214d635db1e4ab72e7ba77acfcdc3b122981_0506e216fee5.png 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><figure data-orig-height=\"80\" data-orig-width=\"282\"><img src=\"/media/be4d81d851b6134298ae13760b531ef31b31560c_ab348ff39b30.png\" data-orig-height=\"80\" data-orig-width=\"282\" srcset=\"/media/dc5a71f65e8cb07fcbbf82fbe0e5fbaf1edf2121_be14b76d771e.png 75w, /media/796cb92ad70913d1aedded2ea683df09591c4728_dc81ce32073d.png 100w, /media/29982bbe73780acafae6006ade46d1630350f55c_369f5c3602e4.png 250w, /media/26f5ecd093f067de8dea3163463d4dadd79cde23_86ffebaa0dc3.png 282w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 282px) 100vw, 282px\"/></figure></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/9eb470ff425089b7320d3e5fdec3febf10085ee5_9d52b8c5ff73.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 427}