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stripeyboy:

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renpai1:

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lullabelle18:

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toytowns:

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characters:

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characters:

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if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he\u2019s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

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him: *chokes me*

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me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

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\nthis is why tumblr is worth pennies now
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To be fair this is one of the funniest things I\u2019ve ever read

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Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?

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I hate this fucking website

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