{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Instead of an angel and a devil every American has a little Angelino that say shit like \"Leave your wife. Start a salsa company....", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/694121738141892608/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/690452053052489728/instead-of-an-angel-and-a-devil-every-american-has\" target=\"_blank\">normal-horoscopes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Instead of an angel and a devil every American has a little Angelino that say shit like &ldquo;Leave your wife. Start a salsa company. Join a cult.&rdquo; And a little New Yorker that says stuff like &ldquo;You shoulda killed that guy and ate his body.&rdquo;</p></blockquote>"}