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eliteknightcats:

just-apollyon-thoughts:

eliteknightcats:

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just-apollyon-thoughts:

eliteknightcats:

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fuuuuck i left my mic unmuted at work for 10 mins by accident and my computer chair kind of sounds like really big creaky farts whenever it moves and i was chewing gum hella hella hella loud on the open mic and rocking around and shifting and like humming and the chair was creaking so much they probably thought i was sitting there ripping ass like it\u2019s nothing chewing so crazy loud what a hog

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what

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\nfuuuuck i left my mic unmuted at work for 10 mins by accident and my \ncomputer chair kind of sounds like really big creaky farts whenever it \nmoves and i was chewing gum hella hella hella loud on the open mic and \nrocking around and shifting and like humming and the chair was creaking \nso much they probably thought i was sitting there ripping ass like it\u2019s \nnothing chewing so crazy loud what a hog\n\n

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okay

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well, be seeing you

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