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Googled \u201chow to pull out your own tooth\u201d and all the top responses are like \u201chere\u2019s why you shouldn\u2019t pull out your own tooth\u201d and that\u2019s simply not what I asked

this is because of all these dental offices hiring people to write SEO articles that bump to the top of google, in 2003 I could have googled this and gotten to a neon blue geocities called Jim’s Teeth DYI written in comic sans by one guy on his lunch break and when I went to go click on the blog post “best pliers for getting those suckers out” my mouse would have left sparkles in its wake

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