{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Hm, well if Shia LaBeouf converted to Catholicism, someone needs to do an \"actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf\" riff about eating the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/693598837512781824/", "html": "<p>Hm, well if Shia LaBeouf converted to Catholicism, someone needs to do an &ldquo;actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf&rdquo; riff about eating the body of Christ at Communion.</p><p>Also, how was he not Catholic already with a name like &ldquo;LaBeouf&rdquo;?</p>"}