shrine to the prophet of americana

Do you have a cat? And if so, do you think they would like to grow huge and eat you?

jessariel asked:

Do you have a cat? And if so, do you think they would like to grow huge and eat you?

netflix:

Not currently, although several dozen cats have ordered me around when they wanted to be fed and lived in my house over the decades, and sooner or later there will be another (the biggest difference between New York State and The Midwest seems to be that there’s no Cat Hobo signs on my door, so cats do not randomly appear, needing board and lodging). And I have no doubt that if I were small and scurrying, they would find me fun to hunt and quite possibly delicious.

@neil-gaiman

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