{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I love the Sword of Moses", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/692874224462905344/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/692871677236936705/i-conjure-you-sas-i-conjure-you-br%C3%ABrb-i-conjure\" target=\"_blank\">normal-horoscopes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/fourovcups/692220582523240448\" target=\"_blank\">fourovcups</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/692219566145880064/originally-these-strings-weird-letters-were-very\" target=\"_blank\">normal-horoscopes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/692218718526308352/i-love-the-sword-of-moses\" target=\"_blank\">normal-horoscopes</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"453\" data-orig-width=\"1317\"><img src=\"/media/008f407fa53ac9439d378faa94244fc9c45383d6_1a09ffea2c4d.png\" data-orig-height=\"453\" data-orig-width=\"1317\" srcset=\"/media/5a1329b59b65f7196e2ecb7428e1d954195748de_12269ec847dd.png 75w, /media/a8d66945715ecc054d8365927a6bf7e4c7c3d5a0_c6054e36275b.png 100w, /media/b57511a2507608cc400b90cc9d163f67936a2a89_4b0fd6fe447d.png 250w, /media/f8fccb52a98c7157fe28468e7626c46f466b5720_be5bde89fca8.png 400w, /media/614aabc26f550a88e80514e28061d6ece140c02b_db78824e6b28.png 500w, /media/3835d9462d296b3ff16434d0e4df551c27a4106e_d1a982a7a3f1.png 540w, /media/008f407fa53ac9439d378faa94244fc9c45383d6_1a09ffea2c4d.png 640w, /media/ed133a15e4acb0f652e74a78f11441ed775bacdb_0b59afddb6d6.png 1280w, /media/722c22d02a711f219f2b613e73103dd245e0c674_be0c2f49c0e0.png 1317w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>I love the Sword of Moses</p></blockquote><p>Originally, these strings weird letters were very specific ineffable names of god, but every version of this text that exists is highly corrupt from poor translation, hence the HI HU HA UH HI HI HUH and whatnot. </p></blockquote><p>It looks like a 2 millennia old YouTube poop</p></blockquote><p>&ldquo;I conjure you SaS I conjure you BR\u00ebRb I conjure you FEfifEF I conjure you Sh\u00ee\u00eeSh&rdquo;</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/008f407fa53ac9439d378faa94244fc9c45383d6_1a09ffea2c4d.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 220}