{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity* \nDon't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/691430867179012096/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://gunsandfireandshit.tumblr.com/post/691428359903870976/i-mean-shes-a-blonde-white-lady-so-she-does-kinda\" target=\"_blank\">gunsandfireandshit</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/headspace-hotel/691417681394548736\" target=\"_blank\">headspace-hotel</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1402\" data-orig-width=\"828\"><img src=\"/media/a605882a1ceb082908874000b140765bbca337b9_d5f594b8e162.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1402\" data-orig-width=\"828\" srcset=\"/media/e6b1d2a41496fd9a53432c91c91188928210cd93_c3b43650c990.jpg 75w, /media/5609e32f559777157f68833cea48ebb3f0b129fc_bfc0b59d62e7.jpg 100w, /media/726b4664ead6a923271089fed7845d93dce94ce7_12ed89f28d72.jpg 236w, /media/297774037dac4a1672e6945fe1a4cbc88372c0dc_819c6f23d142.jpg 354w, /media/30142e3b5d5696be5bb4dc7513c1e0ecca178008_8dcb1bf90e0b.jpg 443w, /media/654b7c81449274b2e2ac754e9c6cf7011a210e3c_ad4a71114e3d.jpg 478w, /media/a605882a1ceb082908874000b140765bbca337b9_d5f594b8e162.jpg 567w, /media/9e06a13e48e771d89360027146a14258c8da78d8_c6dc2722ff81.jpg 828w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\"/></figure></div><p>*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity* </p><p>Don&rsquo;t let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke. </p><p>Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That&rsquo;s THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels. </p><p>We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears. </p><p>Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase &ldquo;Pollution Queen.&rdquo; Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes. </p><p>&ldquo;But this doesn&rsquo;t dismantle the system that\u2014&rdquo; Shut. Don&rsquo;t care. Isn&rsquo;t it <i>great</i> that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean? </p><p>Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous? </p></blockquote><h1>I mean she&rsquo;s a blonde white lady so she does kinda look like Dr. Blight from Captain Planet &hellip;</h1><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"540\" data-orig-width=\"721\"><img src=\"/media/92cc3fdaf80af50fe500b613e57e2fc54fc300c6_a06a934681c6.png\" data-orig-height=\"540\" data-orig-width=\"721\" srcset=\"/media/f3ed3e0998a412c1957057102ec0c04c31fe18cb_921707ca9133.png 75w, /media/ee0fe77abb79d91af3b590e90e2b06dacd5aec56_29d25327a1f1.png 100w, /media/cc1adb947b1a0f230d75394cef3012ec33ec193f_414e0faca5f6.png 250w, /media/ddd800847dbe1d507757581ad13ee4fd078efff1_36ec3ae85805.png 400w, /media/e48f5be76344227dcc7f162cf815877c8e764abf_bd82d8140ac3.png 500w, /media/3a09d10924a5effea6e5125a57d5f6ab59fd5e61_bebfe23e547f.png 540w, /media/92cc3fdaf80af50fe500b613e57e2fc54fc300c6_a06a934681c6.png 640w, /media/4e32ed86b5ecbe78718b7935c135a1343999e108_03189b3489b8.png 721w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 721px) 100vw, 721px\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1080\" data-orig-width=\"1442\"><img src=\"/media/a5296e4fdd6d2d8a76007c382d41800cb11c221f_d1859c2ff9a9.png\" data-orig-height=\"1080\" data-orig-width=\"1442\" srcset=\"/media/ed4d8848105b1e6236621eca7204226b31e63d1a_18bfdd47a855.png 75w, /media/4a4ceacc2a973d1a06eb38a2cd19555127a817cd_0db1603736cd.png 100w, /media/c0b7d98aad5bc76f97147bd66fd7f02adfb08995_a7af9c804c1b.png 250w, /media/74842e971bdef2228351731ca4ea5be3aaeafb17_14ea40725408.png 400w, /media/0ed16737937d61e5986787ed27c347e4caec864b_e7b3b65210bb.png 500w, /media/892962687a11f2024f96849e9486d76c2ac43be3_153a23a18805.png 540w, /media/a5296e4fdd6d2d8a76007c382d41800cb11c221f_d1859c2ff9a9.png 640w, /media/b9aca17846e43fd7d108d3c6131fd466ff7c9b88_d5f545941fd8.png 1280w, /media/e4ca9255e20f8330b68e6d9797499f9e147dd57e_6a66f6921e8d.png 1442w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>\n<p>Was thinking of this exact connection before I scrolled down and saw it</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/a605882a1ceb082908874000b140765bbca337b9_d5f594b8e162.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 567, "thumbnail_height": 960}