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shacklesburst:

chongoblog:

rottingfacade:

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

at least it’s not the color red that’s getting cut. children should know what they can expect at the hospital

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You’re gonna skip one, skip blue, they’ll learn about it from the sky

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