{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Like, the kitchen miffed my order for the first time since I started tipping like, 25%, and they kept coming to reassure me and...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/690456437802057728/", "html": "<p>Like, the kitchen miffed my order for the first time since I started tipping like, 25%, and they kept coming to reassure me and comped me <i>so much</i> stuff in hopes of keeping my mood good</p>"}