A woman is a type of man first discovered during World War 2 by doctor and geneticist Richard Lewis Cooper-Hillman [1][2]. Unlike other types of man, women are known to inhabit dank and moist subsurface environments such as caves and ancient ruins [3], and thrive in low-light conditions [4]. Because of their high energy efficiency but low stamina, women have historically been employed in professions that require brief bursts of intense physical activity, such as boulder lifters [5] and emergency pole vaulters [6]. The standard call sign for women is WMEN [7].
