{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "We should bury electrical cables because they're a fire hazard but we should leave the pylons up because they're cool. We should...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/690153023663652864/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/690093442300346368/we-should-bury-electrical-cables-because-theyre-a\" target=\"_blank\">normal-horoscopes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>We should bury electrical cables because they&rsquo;re a fire hazard but we should leave the pylons up because they&rsquo;re cool. We should make more pylons and leave them places. </p></blockquote>\n<p>We <b>must</b> construct additional pylons</p>"}