Someone’s sending this to me right now and I’ve never even heard of the guy (This is not a parody or a joke, nor do I really...
Someone’s sending this to me right now and I’ve never even heard of the guy (This is not a parody or a joke, nor do I really think anyone on tumblr really believes this)
![[Description] a screenshot of a text conversation between PERSON and the person she is talking to. The person she is talking to is a woman who is [Text] nastalgebraist+ [newline] I want a man with huge dong who's [newline] very gentle and affectionate, and [newline] makes me feel safe and secure. [newline] Then i'll fall madly in love with [newline] him and marry him so i'll always [newline] be having sex, which will cure me of [newline] depression. It's the only real way to [newline] be happy and content in marriage.](/media/26c1f3b10a4cee11834f4259cffaa17a4a5b6a22_e3ea3c705e76.png)