{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I knew some of the Cornell debate team, and they did whichever version of debate wasn't talk real fast to try to make...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/689300328863105024/", "html": "<p>I knew some of the Cornell debate team, and they did whichever version of debate <i>wasn&rsquo;t</i> talk real fast to try to make uncountered points, it was asshole lawyer training but I come from an asshole lawyer dynasty, and I learned one of the classic 2000s propositions was &ldquo;you&rsquo;re passed out on a couch at\ufffc\ufffc a debate afterparty and when you come to someone is sucking yourself cock. do you open your eyes?&rdquo; (then they&rsquo;d pick a position for/against on football coin-flip basis)</p>"}